The run
13 designs
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R 400R 29911 OFFICIAL LANGUAGES AND YOU DECIDE TO TALK KAK
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R 400R 299CERTIFIED DOOS
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R 400R 299MY LOVE LANGUAGE IS E-WALLET
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R 400R 299YOUR GF THINKS I'M FUNNY
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R 400R 299YOU LOOK LIKE MY NEXT MISTAKE
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R 400R 299PRAAT KAK, GET KLAPPED
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R 400R 299JOU MA SE PUSH-PULL SPLIT
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R 400R 299POESKLAP PENDING
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R 400R 299DO YOU EVEN LIFT, BOET?
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R 400R 299DRUNK WORDS, SOBER THOUGHTS
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R 400R 299SEND E-WALLET OR SEND NUDES
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R 400R 299KISS ME BEFORE THE UBER ARRIVES
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R 400R 299GRIM REAPER
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Thirteen shirts in South African slang and Afrikaans. One typeface. Printed to order, here.
R299 each Free delivery over R500 30-day returns

Worn where the lighting is bad and the stories are good
The three that get asked about
If nobody asks you about it, we got it wrong.
Thirteen shirts. Every one of them is a line somebody actually says in this country, set in one typeface and printed on good cotton.
No graphics, no distressing, no mascot. The line does the work.

Boxy. Unisex. Sizes S to 4XL.
165gsm combed cotton, cut to sit loose. Size up if you want it looser still. Every measurement is on the size guide, in centimetres.
Before you order
- Fit
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Boxy unisex cut, 165gsm combed cotton, S to 4XL. Size up if you want it looser.
Size guide - Delivery
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Printed to order. 5 to 10 working days to your door. R99, or free over R500.
- Returns
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30 days, unworn, exchange or refund. Your choice, not ours.
Shipping and returns - A human
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A person answers the contact form. Not a bot, not a ticket number.
Contact
Next drop
One email when there is something new. Nothing else, ever.












